Welcome to GQMF Tournament 2010.
What is a GQMF, you ask? For the answer, let’s turn to UrbanDictionary.com, that mecca of Internet WTF-ery:
GQMF: An acronym for “GQ mother f*cker,” referring to actors that are physically attractive enough to grace the cover of GQ magazine.
For those of you who are new to tournaments, sixteen beautiful men have been selected to be combatants in the tournament, and are seeded from 1-16 in terms of relative attractiveness. (Since attractiveness is subjective, I had to use my own judgment, which is—duh—obvious when you see I’ve seeded Chris Pine as #1. The rest are somewhat random.) Generally, top seeded competitors are put against lower-seeded competitors. It’s not safe to assume that the higher ranked player can win—there’s always room for an upset!
Here’s where you come in. It’s time to get together for drinks to duke it out and fight for whomever we think should win each match. Our main arguments should be based solely on attractiveness, but we can also argue the merits of charm, talent, ::cough:: assumed sexual prowess ::cough:: and, of course, accents. The winners of each match move on to the semifinals. And we’ll meet again to come up with the outcomes of the semifinals, moving on to the quarterfinals, then finals.
Drinks are set for Friday, April 2 at 5PM sharp. But don’t wait until then, ladies—place your bets and mark your favorites.
Let the GQMF games begin!
Madame d’Lux
Tournament Chair
Go directly to the bracket and insert your predictions here: GQMF Tournament 2010 - Conference A. Don't forget to keep checking this space for profiles on each contender.
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